The world has, for the most part, stopped asking for the current whereabouts of Kate Middleton. And the royal family has been eerily quiet. Suddenly King Charles the third, self proclaimed descendant of Vlad the Impaler, appears to unveil a painting by pornographic portrait artist Jonathan Yeo at his Royal Satanic Majesties request.
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